Washington, D.C. — In a bombshell development that has left political insiders reeling, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly expressed unbridled enthusiasm for her new ghostwritten...
In a geopolitical plot twist that could rival a late-night infomercial, President Donald Trump has thrown a wrench into the delicate machinery of international relations, declaring...
In a dramatic turn that has set the entertainment world ablaze, CBS has officially axed The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, unveiling a cultural implosion that...
In a seismic scoop uncovered by this reporter’s exhaustive investigation—consisting of three espressos and a late-night scroll through X posts—former President Donald J. Trump has reportedly...
In a development that sociologists might liken to the Industrial Revolution’s mechanization of labor, Silicon Valley startup WorkSlack Innovations has unveiled the “BusyBee,” a $799 device...
In a bombshell development that has shaken the nation’s most unhinged communities, the Department of Mental Wellness has unveiled “Operation Bedlam Redux,” a $47 billion initiative...
In a seismic shift that has rocked the very foundations of celebrity gossip, E! News, the 34-year titan of red carpet razzle-dazzle, has been unceremoniously yanked...
In a judicial ruling that blends legal theory with seasonal whimsy, a federal judge in Florida has denied the Justice Department’s plea to unseal Jeffrey Epstein’s...
In a move that political scientists may one day dub the “Great Wiener Evasion,” House Speaker Mike Johnson abruptly adjourned Congress for a five-week summer recess...
In a shocking turn of events, SynergyCorp, a Denver-based tech startup valued at $3.2 billion for its “AI-powered paperclip optimizer,” has been thrust into chaos following...