Our Mission

Welcome to The Critical Chronicle, where we’ve made it our mission to tickle your funny bone while the world’s news cycle spins into a glorious, absurd tornado of chaos. We’re not here to add to the noise – we’re here to laugh at it, with you, until we all forget what we were arguing about in the first place.

In an era where headlines scream “Alien Invasion or Just Another Tuesday?” and talking heads debate whether the latest viral cat video is a geopolitical conspiracy, we strive to be the jesters in this circus of information overload. Our goal? To craft content so hilariously on-point that you’ll snort your coffee while reading about the latest politician caught in a scandal involving a rogue AI and a rogue goat. We’re not just throwing shade at the news – we’re building a bonfire with it, roasting marshmallows, and inviting you to join the party. Our mission is to make you laugh so hard at the absurdity of it all that you momentarily forget the world’s on fire (don’t worry, we’ll remind you to recycle before you leave). Through razor-sharp wit, memes sharper than a chef’s knife, and a healthy dose of “wait, what?!”, we aim to turn the news cycle’s madness into your daily dose of joy.

So, buckle up, grab a snack, and join us as we navigate this wild, wacky world – one chuckle at a time. Because if we can’t fix the news, we can at least make it funny.

Ken Morganson
President