In a seismic shift for cable news, MSNBC has unveiled a audacious rebranding to WHO Gives a Shit, a move network executives describe as a “paradigm-shattering...
Washington, D.C. — In a bold display of statistical optimism, Democratic leaders in the nation’s capital have heralded a 3% dip in overall crime rates as...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a development that scholars of governance and absurdity will undoubtedly dissect for decades, the Library of Congress has admitted to inadvertently constructing...
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of international athletics, President Donald J. Trump has issued an executive order mandating that all...
In a seismic shift that has both the wrestling world and cultural analysts abuzz, Brock Lesnar, the hulking colossus of suplexes, has been reinstated to WWE’s...
DALLAS — In a move that has sent shockwaves through the NFL’s economic ecosystem, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has reportedly offered star linebacker Micah Parsons...
Las Vegas, NV — In a seismic shift for America’s neon-soaked playground, Las Vegas faces an unprecedented tourism collapse, as Baby Boomers, the backbone of its...
In a seismic shift within the fast-fashion landscape, Hollister Co. has launched a provocative campaign titled “Fat Retards Only,” ostensibly to challenge American Eagle’s recent “Good...
Her road remains a sanctuary for her diamond-encrusted golf carts.
In a peculiar twist of consumer culture, Ann Arbor resident Gerald T. Wafflemaker, 47, has filed a formal complaint with the American Eagle Corporation, alleging that...
