DALLAS — In a move that has sent shockwaves through the NFL’s economic ecosystem, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has reportedly offered star linebacker Micah Parsons...
Las Vegas, NV — In a seismic shift for America’s neon-soaked playground, Las Vegas faces an unprecedented tourism collapse, as Baby Boomers, the backbone of its...
In a seismic shift within the fast-fashion landscape, Hollister Co. has launched a provocative campaign titled “Fat Retards Only,” ostensibly to challenge American Eagle’s recent “Good...
Her road remains a sanctuary for her diamond-encrusted golf carts.
In a peculiar twist of consumer culture, Ann Arbor resident Gerald T. Wafflemaker, 47, has filed a formal complaint with the American Eagle Corporation, alleging that...
In a development that sociologists might liken to the Industrial Revolution’s mechanization of labor, Silicon Valley startup WorkSlack Innovations has unveiled the “BusyBee,” a $799 device...
In a celestial spectacle poised to redefine eschatological entertainment, the GOD Network has announced its inaugural pay-per-view event, WrestleDivinity: Hogan vs. André, pitting the late Hulk...
In a judicial ruling that blends legal theory with seasonal whimsy, a federal judge in Florida has denied the Justice Department’s plea to unseal Jeffrey Epstein’s...
In a move that political scientists may one day dub the “Great Wiener Evasion,” House Speaker Mike Johnson abruptly adjourned Congress for a five-week summer recess...
In a breakthrough that has left quantum physicists and HR departments equally baffled, Ann Arbor resident Gerald P. Snodgrass, a 47-year-old assistant manager at Tardy Tacos,...
