In a development that sociologists might liken to the Industrial Revolution’s mechanization of labor, Silicon Valley startup WorkSlack Innovations has unveiled the “BusyBee,” a $799 device...
In a celestial spectacle poised to redefine eschatological entertainment, the GOD Network has announced its inaugural pay-per-view event, WrestleDivinity: Hogan vs. André, pitting the late Hulk...
In a judicial ruling that blends legal theory with seasonal whimsy, a federal judge in Florida has denied the Justice Department’s plea to unseal Jeffrey Epstein’s...
In a move that political scientists may one day dub the “Great Wiener Evasion,” House Speaker Mike Johnson abruptly adjourned Congress for a five-week summer recess...
In a breakthrough that has left quantum physicists and HR departments equally baffled, Ann Arbor resident Gerald P. Snodgrass, a 47-year-old assistant manager at Tardy Tacos,...
In a move that has left Silicon Valley agog and sociologists scrambling for their Foucault, StarPulse Technologies CEO Gideon Starr has declared his meticulously staged extramarital...
In a development that has left political analysts both bemused and intrigued, former President Donald J. Trump recently addressed the ongoing public clamor for the release...
