LOS ANGELES – In what multiple sources are describing as “the most aggressive shadow-boxing session since Rocky Balboa trained for the Cold War,” Sean “Diddy” Combs...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what multiple high-level sources are describing as “the most 2025 story of 2025,” conservative commentator and noted moon-theology skeptic Candace Owens was...
WASHINGTON—In what sources close to the situation are calling “the most unnecessary use of grant money since the Federal Tequila-Proof Congress Desk Initiative,” researchers at the...
MANHATTAN – In an exclusive investigation that began with a suspicious receipt folded into a $52 kale smoothie, The Critical Chronicle can confirm that First National...
MENLO PARK, Calif. – A four-month Critical Chronicle probe, involving three burner phones, one borrowed GoPro, and a Costco rotisserie chicken used as bait, has confirmed...
NEW YORCH—At 9:47 p.m., the networks called it. At 9:47:02, Zohran Mamdani’s victory speech was already over. Microphone still smoking from the drop, the mayor-elect sprinted...
NEW YORK—An exclusive Critical Chronicle investigation can reveal that the New York City Board of Elections’ industrial ballot printer—an aging Xerox Alto dubbed “Old Blue”—exhausted its...
LOS ANGELES – In an exclusive midnight stakeout outside a nondescript 42,000-square-foot compound—sources confirm it is merely Eilish’s “starter mansion”—this reporter witnessed pop phenom Billie Eilish...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bombshell revelation uncovered by this reporter’s exhaustive investigation, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer has allegedly spearheaded a radical new approach to...
In an exclusive investigation, The Critical Chronicle has uncovered a political scandal so absurd it could only emerge from the fevered swamp of modern campaign trails....
