MANHATTAN – In an exclusive investigation that began with a suspicious receipt folded into a $52 kale smoothie, The Critical Chronicle can confirm that First National...
MENLO PARK, Calif. – A four-month Critical Chronicle probe, involving three burner phones, one borrowed GoPro, and a Costco rotisserie chicken used as bait, has confirmed...
NEW YORCH—At 9:47 p.m., the networks called it. At 9:47:02, Zohran Mamdani’s victory speech was already over. Microphone still smoking from the drop, the mayor-elect sprinted...
NEW YORK—An exclusive Critical Chronicle investigation can reveal that the New York City Board of Elections’ industrial ballot printer—an aging Xerox Alto dubbed “Old Blue”—exhausted its...
LOS ANGELES – In an exclusive midnight stakeout outside a nondescript 42,000-square-foot compound—sources confirm it is merely Eilish’s “starter mansion”—this reporter witnessed pop phenom Billie Eilish...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bombshell revelation uncovered by this reporter’s exhaustive investigation, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer has allegedly spearheaded a radical new approach to...
In an exclusive investigation, The Critical Chronicle has uncovered a political scandal so absurd it could only emerge from the fevered swamp of modern campaign trails....
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold and unprecedented move, the Democratic Party has allocated $30 million to fund nationwide protests demanding that the year 2025 conclude...
SPRINGFIELD, IL — In a jaw-dropping revelation that has Illinois taxpayers clutching their pocketbooks and their rosaries, The Critical Chronicle has obtained exclusive access to Governor...
In an exclusive investigation, The Critical Chronicle has uncovered a Capitol Hill conundrum so baffling it could only originate from the mind of Senate Minority Leader...
