In a move that has shaken the very foundations of the republic, Texas has unleashed what critics are calling a “cataclysmic assault on freedom” by requiring...
In a stunning revelation that could reshape the annals of political incompetence, a Critical Chronicle investigation has uncovered that the Texas Democrats’ dramatic exodus to Illinois—ostensibly...
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a development that defies both gravity and fiscal sanity, California Governor Gavin Newsom has greenlit a $47 billion hair gel budget that...
Dublin, Ireland – In a stunning development that has rocked the mixed martial arts world, Conor McGregor, the Irish prizefighter turned professional provocateur, has re-entered the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bombshell development that has rocked the political landscape, The Critical Chronicle can exclusively reveal that Hillary Clinton’s infamous private email server,...
Washington, D.C. — In a bombshell development that has left political insiders reeling, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly expressed unbridled enthusiasm for her new ghostwritten...
In a geopolitical plot twist that could rival a late-night infomercial, President Donald Trump has thrown a wrench into the delicate machinery of international relations, declaring...
In a shocking development that has left agronomists, tech enthusiasts, and conspiracy theorists reeling, a Colorado man’s Tesla Model Y equipped with Full Self-Driving (FSD) software...
In a seismic scoop uncovered by this reporter’s exhaustive investigation—consisting of three espressos and a late-night scroll through X posts—former President Donald J. Trump has reportedly...
In a bombshell development that has shaken the nation’s most unhinged communities, the Department of Mental Wellness has unveiled “Operation Bedlam Redux,” a $47 billion initiative...
