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Max Quill

Max Quill is a Denver-based journalist covering Business, Politics, Sports, and Tech for The Critical Chronicle. With a knack for digging into the most unexpected angles, he’s reported on everything from tech startups launching virtual reality dodgeball leagues to politicians hosting “policy debates” at tailgate parties. His sharp insights-or so he claims-have earned him a reputation for finding stories where no one else dares to look. When not chasing headlines, Max can be found brainstorming ways to pitch “entertainment consulting” to local startups.

Stories By Max Quill

Tech6 months ago

Lyft Fires Back: New Feature Lets Women Pick Male Drivers Over 6’, Short Kings Start Petition

In a audacious countermove that’s rocking the rideshare industry, Lyft has rolled out a feature allowing women to select male drivers exclusively over 6 feet tall,...
Business6 months ago

Company’s ‘Work Hard, Play Hard’ Culture Ends in Nerf Gun War Crimes

In a shocking turn of events, SynergyCorp, a Denver-based tech startup valued at $3.2 billion for its “AI-powered paperclip optimizer,” has been thrust into chaos following...
Sports6 months ago

Max Holloway’s BMF Belt Defense Includes Record-Breaking 47 Bleeped Words in Post-Fight Speech

In a shocking turn of events at UFC 318, Max Holloway retained his BMF (Bad Mother… Fighter) Belt against Dustin Poirier in a unanimous decision that...
Entertainment6 months ago

Shane Gillis Claims ESPYS Crowd Was ‘Too Athletic’ to Understand His Jokes

In an exclusive investigation that has rocked the entertainment world, sources close to comedian Shane Gillis reveal he stormed out of the ESPYS on Tuesday night,...
Politics6 months ago

Trump Fires Department of Education, Declares Himself ‘Secretary of Common Sense’ in 6-3 Ruling

In a landmark 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court has upheld President Donald Trump’s executive order to fire the entire Department of Education, with Trump appointing himself...