In a seismic scoop uncovered by this reporter’s exhaustive investigation—consisting of three espressos and a late-night scroll through X posts—former President Donald J. Trump has reportedly...
In a bombshell development that has shaken the nation’s most unhinged communities, the Department of Mental Wellness has unveiled “Operation Bedlam Redux,” a $47 billion initiative...
In a judicial ruling that blends legal theory with seasonal whimsy, a federal judge in Florida has denied the Justice Department’s plea to unseal Jeffrey Epstein’s...
In a move that political scientists may one day dub the “Great Wiener Evasion,” House Speaker Mike Johnson abruptly adjourned Congress for a five-week summer recess...
In a jaw-dropping display of restraint that’s already being hailed as the political event of the decade, Hunter Biden has stunned the nation by not smoking...
In a dazzling display of legal bravado that’s already setting the political and fashion worlds ablaze, former President Donald J. Trump has unveiled a $10 billion...
In a development that has left political analysts both bemused and intrigued, former President Donald J. Trump recently addressed the ongoing public clamor for the release...