In a development that scholars of political irony may cite for generations, the self-anointed Ceasefire Crusaders—a coalition of megaphone-wielding, hashtag-happy activists—have publicly disavowed the freshly inked...
PORTLAND, Ore. — In a ruling that has left legal scholars scratching their heads and urban planners reaching for their flamethrowers, Federal Judge Harlan “Hank” Vortigern...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning revelation that has left law enforcement experts questioning the very fabric of justice, the Critical Chronicle has uncovered that DC...
Washington, D.C. — In a bold display of statistical optimism, Democratic leaders in the nation’s capital have heralded a 3% dip in overall crime rates as...
In a judicial plot twist so audacious it could headline a Coachella stage, a US judge in the Ghislaine Maxwell case has dropped a bombshell that’s...
OTTAWA,— In a bombshell revelation that has left the Great White North reeling, a Critical Chronicle investigation has uncovered that Canadian property deeds, long believed to...
In a bombshell development that has Washington’s political class clutching their artisanal coffee cups, the U.S. Census Bureau’s decision to exclude illegal immigrants from its 2030...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a development that scholars of governance and absurdity will undoubtedly dissect for decades, the Library of Congress has admitted to inadvertently constructing...
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of international athletics, President Donald J. Trump has issued an executive order mandating that all...
In a move that has shaken the very foundations of the republic, Texas has unleashed what critics are calling a “cataclysmic assault on freedom” by requiring...
