In a development that has left political analysts recalibrating their predictive models, former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo announced his conversion to Islam at a 2:17...
SPRINGFIELD, IL — In a jaw-dropping revelation that has Illinois taxpayers clutching their pocketbooks and their rosaries, The Critical Chronicle has obtained exclusive access to Governor...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a seismic revelation shaking the foundations of both politics and paleontology, archaeologists have unearthed what can only be described as the Rosetta...
SACRAMENTO, CA—In a press conference that historians may one day liken to the Bay of Pigs for its sheer diplomatic disarray, California Governor Gavin Newsom confessed...
In an exclusive investigation, The Critical Chronicle has uncovered a Capitol Hill conundrum so baffling it could only originate from the mind of Senate Minority Leader...
In a seismic shift that has the beauty world clutching its tweezers, Kim Kardashian has unveiled her latest venture: a faux unibrow line dubbed “BrowBold,” promising...
In a development that has left Democratic strategists reeling, recently leaked Republican group chats have revealed an alarming absence of pedophilia-related content, prompting a wave of...
ATLANTA — In a seismic scoop uncovered by this reporter’s exhaustive investigation, CNN has launched an audacious campaign to force the Pentagon to declassify top-secret war...
In a development that scholars of political irony may cite for generations, the self-anointed Ceasefire Crusaders—a coalition of megaphone-wielding, hashtag-happy activists—have publicly disavowed the freshly inked...
In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the decentralized daydreams of the cryptocurrency community, local self-proclaimed “Blockchain Visionary” Chad “MoonHODL69” Thompson, 27, has uncovered...
