In a bombshell revelation that’s sending shockwaves through the sports world, NBA insiders have uncovered the real reason behind the league’s latest gambling scandal: players are...
In an exclusive investigation, The Critical Chronicle has uncovered a political scandal so absurd it could only emerge from the fevered swamp of modern campaign trails....
Arlington, VA – In a seismic disruption that has sent shockwaves through the digital cosmos, Amazon Web Services (AWS) suffered a catastrophic outage yesterday, plunging vast...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold and unprecedented move, the Democratic Party has allocated $30 million to fund nationwide protests demanding that the year 2025 conclude...
In a dazzling display of financial clairvoyance that could only be described as astrologically ambitious, Wall Street’s most illustrious market analysts have dropped a bombshell forecast...
In a development that has left political analysts recalibrating their predictive models, former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo announced his conversion to Islam at a 2:17...
SPRINGFIELD, IL — In a jaw-dropping revelation that has Illinois taxpayers clutching their pocketbooks and their rosaries, The Critical Chronicle has obtained exclusive access to Governor...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a seismic revelation shaking the foundations of both politics and paleontology, archaeologists have unearthed what can only be described as the Rosetta...
SACRAMENTO, CA—In a press conference that historians may one day liken to the Bay of Pigs for its sheer diplomatic disarray, California Governor Gavin Newsom confessed...
In an exclusive investigation, The Critical Chronicle has uncovered a Capitol Hill conundrum so baffling it could only originate from the mind of Senate Minority Leader...
