SPRINGFIELD, IL — In a jaw-dropping revelation that has Illinois taxpayers clutching their pocketbooks and their rosaries, The Critical Chronicle has obtained exclusive access to Governor...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a seismic revelation shaking the foundations of both politics and paleontology, archaeologists have unearthed what can only be described as the Rosetta...
SACRAMENTO, CA—In a press conference that historians may one day liken to the Bay of Pigs for its sheer diplomatic disarray, California Governor Gavin Newsom confessed...
In an exclusive investigation, The Critical Chronicle has uncovered a Capitol Hill conundrum so baffling it could only originate from the mind of Senate Minority Leader...
In a development that has left Democratic strategists reeling, recently leaked Republican group chats have revealed an alarming absence of pedophilia-related content, prompting a wave of...
ATLANTA — In a seismic scoop uncovered by this reporter’s exhaustive investigation, CNN has launched an audacious campaign to force the Pentagon to declassify top-secret war...
In a development that scholars of political irony may cite for generations, the self-anointed Ceasefire Crusaders—a coalition of megaphone-wielding, hashtag-happy activists—have publicly disavowed the freshly inked...
PORTLAND, Ore. — In a ruling that has left legal scholars scratching their heads and urban planners reaching for their flamethrowers, Federal Judge Harlan “Hank” Vortigern...
MIAMI BEACH, FL – In a sartorial spectacle that has set tongues wagging and Instagram ablaze, NFL heartthrob Travis Kelce has redefined beachwear with a audacious...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning revelation that has left law enforcement experts questioning the very fabric of justice, the Critical Chronicle has uncovered that DC...
