In a seismic shift that has rocked the very foundations of celebrity gossip, E! News, the 34-year titan of red carpet razzle-dazzle, has been unceremoniously yanked...
In a judicial ruling that blends legal theory with seasonal whimsy, a federal judge in Florida has denied the Justice Department’s plea to unseal Jeffrey Epstein’s...
In a move that political scientists may one day dub the “Great Wiener Evasion,” House Speaker Mike Johnson abruptly adjourned Congress for a five-week summer recess...
In a shocking turn of events, SynergyCorp, a Denver-based tech startup valued at $3.2 billion for its “AI-powered paperclip optimizer,” has been thrust into chaos following...
In a jaw-dropping display of restraint that’s already being hailed as the political event of the decade, Hunter Biden has stunned the nation by not smoking...
In a breakthrough that has left quantum physicists and HR departments equally baffled, Ann Arbor resident Gerald P. Snodgrass, a 47-year-old assistant manager at Tardy Tacos,...
In a dazzling display of legal bravado that’s already setting the political and fashion worlds ablaze, former President Donald J. Trump has unveiled a $10 billion...
In a shocking turn of events at UFC 318, Max Holloway retained his BMF (Bad Mother… Fighter) Belt against Dustin Poirier in a unanimous decision that...
In a move that has left Silicon Valley agog and sociologists scrambling for their Foucault, StarPulse Technologies CEO Gideon Starr has declared his meticulously staged extramarital...
In a seismic shift that’s redefining the intersection of sports, real estate, and audacious personal branding, Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker T.J. Watt has reportedly acquired the entire...
