SACRAMENTO, CA — In a development that defies both gravity and fiscal sanity, California Governor Gavin Newsom has greenlit a $47 billion hair gel budget that...
In a dazzling display of electoral theatrics, the Democratic National Committee has stormed the national stage with a lawsuit so bold, so visionary, it’s practically begging...
DALLAS — In a move that has sent shockwaves through the NFL’s economic ecosystem, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has reportedly offered star linebacker Micah Parsons...
Dublin, Ireland – In a stunning development that has rocked the mixed martial arts world, Conor McGregor, the Irish prizefighter turned professional provocateur, has re-entered the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bombshell development that has rocked the political landscape, The Critical Chronicle can exclusively reveal that Hillary Clinton’s infamous private email server,...
Las Vegas, NV — In a seismic shift for America’s neon-soaked playground, Las Vegas faces an unprecedented tourism collapse, as Baby Boomers, the backbone of its...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a dazzling display of fiscal defiance that’s got Wall Street clutching its pearls and Main Street reaching for the smelling salts, Federal...
Washington, D.C. — In a bombshell development that has left political insiders reeling, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly expressed unbridled enthusiasm for her new ghostwritten...
In a seismic shift within the fast-fashion landscape, Hollister Co. has launched a provocative campaign titled “Fat Retards Only,” ostensibly to challenge American Eagle’s recent “Good...
Hold onto your highlight reels, darlings, because the sports media cosmos just imploded with a scandal so juicy it could hydrate a desert. ESPN has drop-kicked...
