WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a development that scholars of governance and absurdity will undoubtedly dissect for decades, the Library of Congress has admitted to inadvertently constructing...
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of international athletics, President Donald J. Trump has issued an executive order mandating that all...
In a move that has shaken the very foundations of the republic, Texas has unleashed what critics are calling a “cataclysmic assault on freedom” by requiring...
NEW YORK CITY — In a seismic shift that’s rattling the caffeinated corridors of cable news, MSNBC’s Morning Joe has unleashed a ratings revelation so staggering...
In a stunning revelation that could reshape the annals of political incompetence, a Critical Chronicle investigation has uncovered that the Texas Democrats’ dramatic exodus to Illinois—ostensibly...
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a development that defies both gravity and fiscal sanity, California Governor Gavin Newsom has greenlit a $47 billion hair gel budget that...
In a dazzling display of electoral theatrics, the Democratic National Committee has stormed the national stage with a lawsuit so bold, so visionary, it’s practically begging...
DALLAS — In a move that has sent shockwaves through the NFL’s economic ecosystem, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has reportedly offered star linebacker Micah Parsons...
Dublin, Ireland – In a stunning development that has rocked the mixed martial arts world, Conor McGregor, the Irish prizefighter turned professional provocateur, has re-entered the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bombshell development that has rocked the political landscape, The Critical Chronicle can exclusively reveal that Hillary Clinton’s infamous private email server,...
