In a development that sociologists might liken to the Industrial Revolution’s mechanization of labor, Silicon Valley startup WorkSlack Innovations has unveiled the “BusyBee,” a $799 device...
In a bombshell development that has shaken the nation’s most unhinged communities, the Department of Mental Wellness has unveiled “Operation Bedlam Redux,” a $47 billion initiative...
In a seismic shift that has rocked the very foundations of celebrity gossip, E! News, the 34-year titan of red carpet razzle-dazzle, has been unceremoniously yanked...
In a celestial spectacle poised to redefine eschatological entertainment, the GOD Network has announced its inaugural pay-per-view event, WrestleDivinity: Hogan vs. André, pitting the late Hulk...
In a audacious countermove that’s rocking the rideshare industry, Lyft has rolled out a feature allowing women to select male drivers exclusively over 6 feet tall,...
In a dazzling spectacle of digital defiance, the once-iconic Vine has clawed its way back from the internet’s graveyard, only to be met with a collective...
In a judicial ruling that blends legal theory with seasonal whimsy, a federal judge in Florida has denied the Justice Department’s plea to unseal Jeffrey Epstein’s...
In a seismic shift destined to redefine corporate narcissism, LinkedIn has unleashed its latest innovation: Humblebrag 2.0, an AI-powered feature that auto-generates posts so cringe-worthy they...
In a move that political scientists may one day dub the “Great Wiener Evasion,” House Speaker Mike Johnson abruptly adjourned Congress for a five-week summer recess...
In a shocking turn of events, SynergyCorp, a Denver-based tech startup valued at $3.2 billion for its “AI-powered paperclip optimizer,” has been thrust into chaos following...
