Washington, 3:17 a.m.—the velvet hour when democracy drops the beat. Darlings, gather your sequined notebooks and cruelty-free lattes, because Capitol Hill just served a five-course gag...
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a maneuver that scholars are already hailing as “the most literal filibuster in American history,” Senate Democrats yesterday welded shut every exterior door of...
In an exclusive investigation, The Critical Chronicle has uncovered a political scandal so absurd it could only emerge from the fevered swamp of modern campaign trails....
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold and unprecedented move, the Democratic Party has allocated $30 million to fund nationwide protests demanding that the year 2025 conclude...
In a bombshell development that has Washington’s political class clutching their artisanal coffee cups, the U.S. Census Bureau’s decision to exclude illegal immigrants from its 2030...
In a move that has shaken the very foundations of the republic, Texas has unleashed what critics are calling a “cataclysmic assault on freedom” by requiring...
In a stunning revelation that could reshape the annals of political incompetence, a Critical Chronicle investigation has uncovered that the Texas Democrats’ dramatic exodus to Illinois—ostensibly...
